or should it be: How YOU Are Finding Seleda on the Web?

There are many reasons why we don't surf the web (the fact that several e-restraining orders from too many web sites have made us road kill on the Information Superhighway notwithstanding). But, you could have slapped us silly and called us "Weinishet!" at the ways you people are getting to our saintly little page.

Besmeab!! Mnew bakachihu? We were under the impression that we were running an informative, entertaining, wholesome website that appeals to bombolino-cheeked, aynafar, Qum negereNoch... Ere be hg amalak... Here are a few samples that come directly from the site stats (hey, even we moshlaQoch couldn't make this stuff up):

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=an+essay+on+how+to+avoid+someone+who+you+owe+money+to

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sociopaths+and+lawyers

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=dominatrix+artwork

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=ethiopian+porno

http://www.google.com/search?q=rasta+woman+ganja

http://www.google.com/search?q=addis+nazareth+school+student

http://uk.google.yahoo.com/bin/query_uk?p=clinging+pantie+pictures

http://www.google.com/search?q="girls+asses"

http://www.google.com/search?q="too+many+drinks"

http://www.google.com/search?q=girls+sex+ethiopia

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=very+big+girls+asses

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=fetish+lipstick

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=ripping+my+shirt

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=the+nature+of+graft+and+corruption

http://www.google.com/search?q=sexy+ethiopian+women

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