Note from the Editors:
We have a lot to say and conjecture upon because we are now yesekenu azawintoch… nah. Our ibdet has blue balls.
My Story:
We’ve said it once, we’ll say it again: a frazzled emeCHat should be designated a controlled substance.
Bailout Nation:
The biggest “too big to fail” company is not AIG. It’s the ET Favor Bank.
Qulqulet:
Embrace your manhood. Embrace the two “Qu”s.
:
Stream of co-consciousness volleyed across a bunna rekebot and sublimely held afloat by the smoke of incense and roasted coffee beans…”
SELEDA Apologies:
It has not only snowed in hell, but diabilos herself is building a snowman out of the frozen carcasses of SELEDA editors.
Genffo Bonds:
Motherhood is a gory war. It is even more gory when it is fought between mothers and daughters.
Promise of Tomorrow:
The old game of new beginnings.
Teff Luck:
What do those hideous Somali pirates have in common with some hideous Swedish geek oligarchs? Nemo knows.
Top 10:
Top Ten Signs the economy has turned for Ethiopia and Ethiopians.
The Counterpart:
Oh, your country has an Emergency? Here’s some chocolates and a guitar. You’re welcome.
Closure and Heart Earrings:
There is something about Ethiopia. There is something about the power she has over us.
Open Mind, Open Body:
The best time to screw up you kids is… from minute one.
Intin:
… “A door clicks shut and 10 years of Intin – spoof – disappears.”
:
Remember the playful line, “ke bEtE belai qura sefro… qura sefro”? Well, you’ll never be able to hear it again without your spine tingling. .
30 16 Questions:
Inside the minds of a few SELEDA editors. Hazmat suit optional.
Your Journey into my Life:
Welcome home, baby girl. I knew I belonged to you.
SELEDA Salutes:
There are six ET music videos on Youtube that won’t make you want to sprinkle your computer with tsebel and/or the blood of a senga berE.
Home:
There are some wounds time refuses to heal.
Beam Me Up, Scotty:
Ethiopian babies should come with: detailed instruction manuals, receipts (for exchange or return purposes) and their own molqaqa mogzeets.
Mr. Jimmy and I:
Your Excellency Mr. Exiled Interior Minister of Nigeria: Ante Zitetam!: A tale of i-revenge.
SELEDA Berenda:
Beshou Gedamu and Messay Shewaqenna capture Ethiopian souls… with a click.
:
Was it the Bible that said that it’s harder for a camel to pass through a needle’s eye than it is for a sliver of Machiavellian compromise to penetrate through ET pride?
DCtopia:
Dear ET Men: Sperm deposits are non-refundable. Thank you.
ADDIStopia:
Why do poor people in Addis always harsh our new-money mellow? Why?
SELEDA Retrospective:
There is no such thing as too much kitfo or too much SELEDA. Here’s one Editrix’s list of favorites from the past.
The Reset Button:
Ethiopia. Redux.
SELEDA Gu’lt:
Finally! The Crass Commercialization of SELEDA.
Do the Right Thing:
Somebody should have told us “dr b’yabr anbessa yassr” was not a new S & M game.
Backpage:
SELEDAverse hoi…! Welcome your new leaders. Question: are they great leaders, or are they the greatest leaders? They’ll tell you.